Fuck the government.

chanpan 2024

COMMIT VOTER FRAUD

COMMIT VOTER FRAUD ⋆

Our PLATFORM

  • Enough is enough. It's time for entanglements and polycules to reign free.

  • No more soft hands... Free higher education and trade school for all. Please, learn a real skill.

  • "Borders are not simply lines marking territory; they are the product of, and produce, social relations from which we must emancipate ourselves." - Harsha Walia

  • An act of social justice in a world where some are only guilty of being poor. Instead of wasting resources on policing and punishing petty theft, let’s embrace a more enlightened approach.

  • Except for Gustavo Petro, he seems chill.

  • The ultimate way to level the playing field and inject some excitement into our workforce, athletics, and personal lives. Let's see just how fast human evolution can move with some extra juice.

  • Implementing a Blanket Universal Brazilian Butt Lift Enhancement (BUBBLE) program would democratize access to cosmetic enhancements, promoting body positivity and self-confidence. By offering BUBBLEs to all citizens, we ensure that everyone has the opportunity to achieve their desired aesthetic.

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campaign theme song

‘election year’

campaign trail

SAT, SEPT 28

HIGH DIVE

Seattle, WA
8PM

TUES, OCT 1

GREAT AMERICAN MUSIC HALL

San Francisco, CA
7PM

SAT, OCT 12

ELSEWHERE

Brooklyn, NY
7PM

SUN, OCT 6

THE ECHOplex

Los Angeles, CA
7PM

TUES, OCT 15

REGGIES

Chicago, IL
7PM

WEDS, OCT 9

RBC DEEP ELLUM

Dallas, TX
7PM

NEW MUSIC

AIR RIDE + ❥attack